Category Archives: Star Wars

about that galaxy far, far away

Star Wars: The Phantom Confession

“At last I will reveal myself to the internet. At last I shall have catharsis.” – Darth Me The Phantom Menace premiered in theaters on May 19, 1999. I had just turned 12 two months before and I was ecstatic to … Continue reading

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Princess, Sister, General

I could never figure it out, and it isn’t really stated anywhere, so as a kid I never knew. Was Leia the elder Skywalker, or was Luke? I know they were retconned to twins sometime after Star Wars and before … Continue reading

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The Hope

I just left my local cinema, having seen Rogue One: A Star Wars Story for the second time and I loved it just as much the second viewing. This was the first Star Wars film not to be an official episode, … Continue reading

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The Awakening

Palpable was the excitement of going to see Star Wars Epsiode I: The Phantom Menace in the spring of 1999. I distinctly remember riding in the back seat of my father’s car, driving along the highway towards our local theater. I … Continue reading

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Star Wars: Episode III (Rewritten)

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Opening Crawl The Clone Wars have almost been won, and Darth Grievous has retreated to hide in the outer rim of the galaxy. Exhausted from many battles and losses, Kenobi and Skywalker have returned home … Continue reading

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Star Wars: Episode II (Rewritten)

Star Wars Episode II: The Clone Wars Opening Crawl War! Disaffected systems within the Republic have joined the greedy commerce guilds to form the Confederacy of Separatists in an all out attack on the Republic led by the Sith Lord Darth … Continue reading

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Star Wars: Episode I (Rewritten)

Star Wars Episode I: The Oncoming Storm Opening Crawl It is a dark time for the galaxy. Ambition and greed have started to corrupt the once great Galactic Republic. The massive organs of commerce, after enacting harsh trade tariffs, have begun to … Continue reading

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