absurdism

I smacked my lips
I slapped down my dollar
I picked a McDouble
I pulled out a few more singles
and got a McChicken
and and small drink.

Gotta love that $$ menu
I get greasy goodness
and a few more inches
on my waistline

McMe is my choice
fast food is quick
on the road
or is handy
on the long days

No gun to my head
nudging me
to lick my lips after
a double bacon cheeseburger
no hammer clicks back
encouraging me
to snap down the fries
and slurp dr pepper

why all the fuss?
the weeping and legislation
banning the toys in a happy meal
is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard
someone’s coffee was hot
their burrito was not beef
their triple whopper with cheese
was not vegan

what did you expect
in seconds
for pennies
from a hamburger stand?

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PhilRedbeard

I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe. I write about what interests me.

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